Song Lim Dual Chocolate Tangerine

Posted by on September 3, 2012

Need a name for your new product? Use this handy product naming tool! Just pick a word from list A, a word from list B, and a word from list C. You’ll instantly have a new name for your strange snack or curious commodity!

 

Song Lim Dual Chocolate Tangerine

List A

  • Special
  • Instant
  • Bovine
  • Dual
  • Gourmet
  • Armenian
  • Computerized
  • Magnetic

List B

  • Luncheon
  • Spicy
  • Chocolate
  • Frozen
  • Plastic
  • Otiose
  • Fungus
  • Hypergolic

List C

  • Oil
  • Cake
  • Wrench
  • Duster
  • Propellant
  • Tangerine
  • Egg
  • Marzipan

Try it yourself! Special Plastic Marzipan. Bovine Luncheon Egg. Instant Otiose Propellant. Gourmet Spicy Wrench. Armenian Fungus Cake.

Wait, I’m keeping that last one for myself.

The Song Lim Chocolate Company obviously used the same amazing tool when naming their Dual Chocolate Tangerine candy. While it’s not obvious exactly what makes this candy dual (or chocolate for that matter), it’s still a better name than Magnetic Frozen Tangerine.

The candies are individually wrapped and are made with real cane sugar. The English translation identifies them as “biscuit with white chocolate, citron flavor”, and they do contain both citron powder and natural citron flavor. They taste a bit like tangerine, and have a crispy texture thanks to an ingredient identified as “crunch seed”.

The package also presents a tourism tie-in. Near the Song Lim logo is a command to “visit Jeju-Korea”. This refers to Jeju Island, which actually sounds like an interesting place to visit. There is also a stylized drawing of the island’s dol hareubang (“stone grandfather”) statues which are known for their mushroom-like hats. While I normally comply with all orders from snack foods (such as “enjoy POP soda!!”), a trip to Jeju Island is currently out of the question unless Song Lim Chocolate Company comes through with a lucrative sponsorship deal.

Coming soon: a review of the Computerized Hypergolic Duster.

2 Responses to Song Lim Dual Chocolate Tangerine

  1. Arren Kimbel-Sannit

    Bovine propellant frozen… I think I did this wrong.

    • David Rice

      Oh no! You’ve used the lists in the wrong order! This has the potential to upset the balance of the entire universe. Be on the lookout for ominous-looking rifts, vortices, and wormholes.

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