These Things Are Not Pocky
As a service to the readers of Armenian Fungus Cake, we present you with a photographic guide to identifying things that are not Pocky.
Ticky is not Pocky.
Biscolata is not Pocky.
Not even with hazelnuts!
Yan Yan doesn’t even try to be Pocky. But just to be clear, it’s really not Pocky.
Your luck just ran out, because Lucky Stick is not Pocky. Not even the coffee-flavored ones.
Giant Chocky Brand Stick is not Pocky. But you knew that already.
The most non-Pocky substance known to man.
I hope this guide will help you to avoid any unfortunate Pocky-related misunderstandings. Next up, “Gordon Ramsay vs. Gordon Euryale Seed”.