Many food products claim to be wild and exciting. They lure the consumer with promises of unprecedented flavor combinations and impossibly amazing eating experiences. Orthodox Pomelo Tea, on the other hand, is perfectly content to be, well, orthodox. It’s not “extreme” or “outrageous” or “flavor-blasted”. It’s just perfectly ordinary pomelo tea in perfectly ordinary bags that come in a perfectly ordinary box.
There’s really not much to say about Orthodox Pomelo Tea, since it’s so completely orthodox. It has a bit of a citrus taste, which is the orthodox flavor of a pomelo. It also has some green tea flavor, since it contains green tea. This must be an orthodox addition to pomelo tea, since if it weren’t, this tea wouldn’t call itself orthodox.
We will return to our normal humorous style when we encounter something a little less orthodox.