Do you ever get an intense craving for a dill pickle at the most inopportune of times? Does it take over your life, causing you to lose a whole day of productivity while you sit listlessly in a mental fog, wondering when you’ll get your next pickle fix? Have you become a slave to the call of the green monster?
It might seem like carrying an emergency pickle everywhere you go would be the answer, right? Well, it’s not. First of all, pickles have a distinctive smell that could attract other pickle addicts and lead to senseless acts of violence. Not only that, but pickle juice gets everywhere and leaves hard-to-explain green stains in unimaginable places. Finally, you’d think that simply saying that you really do have a pickle in your pocket would be sufficient to clear up unfortunate misunderstandings. Well, it’s not. Don’t ever tell anyone that you have a pickle in your pocket, even if you really do have a pickle in your pocket. Let them think whatever they want to think, but don’t say you have a pickle in your pocket. Trust me. The legal fees alone will be astronomical.
Luckily, there’s finally an answer to this pickle predicament. These Dill Pickle Mints allow you to get your dose of dill without the embarrassment of carrying an actual dill pickle wherever you go. Simply pop open the tiny tin and indulge your cucumber craving, any time and anywhere. You won’t have to clean up any vinegar stains, and you won’t have to defend any lawsuits. Now if only they could do the same thing for other foods, like onion rings and bacon, the world would indeed be a wonderful place.