When you’re tired, drink coffee. When you’re sad, eat chocolate. These are the rules that govern our existence, right? But what are you supposed to do when you’re sad and tired at the same time? The overwhelming sadness makes it impossible for you to brew a cup of coffee, while the paralyzing exhaustion makes it impossible for you to go get a chocolate bar. You have to hope that someone will hear your muffled sobs and know what to do before it’s too late. And don’t expect any help from your useless cat. It’s been waiting for you to die on the couch so it can devour your remains. The last thing it’s going to do is spend 10 minutes fumbling around with a French press just to save your life.
Fortunately, the fine folks at Bovetti have invented a solution to this problem. It’s not some silly chocolate-flavored coffee drink; that might wake you up, but you’ll be even more depressed when you realize it didn’t contain any actual chocolate. It’s not a mocha chocolate bar; that might lift your spirits for a moment, right up until the point where you fall asleep at the controls of a steamroller. No, when you’ve been awake for 39 straight hours and you’re more depressed than the stock market in 1929, you need real coffee and real chocolate at the same time. That’s exactly what the Bovetti Milk Chocolate with Coffee Bar is.
The bar of pure milk chocolate is covered with real ground coffee, and there’s enough coffee there to add plenty of flavor and crunch. Most importantly, it satisfies two socially acceptable addictions at the same time. Everyone should keep one of these with their emergency supplies, especially if they have a cat.