Leslie’s Clover Chips Ham & Cheese

Posted by on December 6, 2013
With vitamins!

With vitamins!

Have you ever wanted a sandwich, but just didn’t have time to make a sandwich? Or maybe you’d skipped your coffee the day before, found yourself unable to even get out of bed in the morning, and needed a vitamin-packed snack to get you going again? Problems like these aren’t going to be solved by an ordinary mainstream corn chip. When you need a sandwich, but just can’t have a sandwich, you need Leslie’s Clover Chips Ham & Cheese flavor. Because unlike regular chips that taste like (or are at least named after) cheeses and salad dressings, this chip is a ham & cheese sandwich in a bag.

Not only does this self-identified “unique corn snack” replicate the flavor of a ham & cheese sandwich at least as well as any chip that claims to taste like a taco, but it also has vitamins. I know this because it says so right on the package. That almost makes it a health food in my book. In fact, I might just be able to replace my entire sandwich intake with sandwich-flavored corn chips, since they’re so full of healthy things like ham powder and disodium guanylate.

We’re eagerly awaiting the release of future sandwich-flavored snacks, especially the Luther Burger variety.

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