The world is full of natural goodness: fruits, vegetables, mung beans, bone marrow. But natural things are expensive, and who has the money for that when the Federal Bureau of Foreign Culinary Relations hasn’t given you a paycheck in, well, ever. Not that I’m complaining. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be lucky enough to live a life of great peril in exchange for the occasional mung bean?
Luckily, I came across these Lucky Me Supreme Bulalo instant noodles. They’re filled with rich artificial bone marrow flavor, which was lucky, since I had a terrible craving for bone marrow. My good luck continued when I found that the preparation only required some boiling water. That was a lucky break, since my cooking utensils are still being held for ransom by the Croatian Clown Conglomerate.
After heating up the water (luckily my stove wasn’t also taken by the CCC…don’t laugh, it can happen), I checked the directions and found that I was in luck: I only had to wait 3 minutes for my giant bowl of Supreme Bulalo instant noodles. At last, I was able to enjoy the artificial goodness of artificial bone marrow flavor. Lucky me.