As we progress toward the ultimate goal of having a 100% bacon life, we’re always on the lookout for new bacon products to bring us closer to complete bacon bliss. We managed to find bacon candy and even bacon bandages, but we still had to drink non-bacon beverages. That is, until now. Thanks to the intrepid inventors at Lester’s Fixins, we can now quench our thirst with delicious bacon soda.
Well, maybe it’s not delicious per se. It tastes more like bubbly artificial bacon bits. But that really doesn’t matter, since it’s bacon. Now if only we could find a way to have eating utensils made out of bacon, we might finally achieve absolute pork paradise.