Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Mints

Posted by on May 28, 2014
I must be dreaming!

I must be dreaming!

OHMYGODITFINALLYHAPPENEDTHEYMADEBACONMINTS!!!!!!!!

Uh, wait…let me try to catch my breath and say that a little more calmly…

Oh my GODTHEYMAKEBACONMINTS!!!! THEYREALLYMAKEMINTSTHATTASTELIKEBACON!!!!!!

Must compose myself so I can express this more intelligibly…

It is now possible to buy mints THATTASTELIKEBACONTHEYREALLYMAKEMINTSTHATTASTELIKEBACON!!!!!

I’m sorry, but I just can’t seem to contain my enthusiasm for this new product. It’s a very simple product, really. It’s just a tin of mints ANDTHEYTASTELIKEBACONBECAUSETHEYAREBACONMINTS!!!!

Somebody pinch me because this can’t be real. It’s too good to be true. How could such an amazing thing actually happen? THEYREALLYMAKEBACONMINTS!!!!!  AAAAAAAIIIEEEEE!!!!

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